its 20 fucking 13 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”
obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.
Fili in the background like, “Do you have to trigger Uncle’s PTSD like that?”
“The people who run E! Online have asked me to comment on the final round of their so-called “alpha male” contest. Well, first of all, let me say it’s ridiculous that anyone would pit me against my dear friend Jensen Ackles. E! Online, you should be ashamed of yourselves for conducting this perverse poll!
And, to forcefully demonstrate my disgust with your sadistic enterprise, my mother and I have devised a sort of boycott: We are each pledging to vote only 10 times in the final round! I hate to be this harsh, this punitive, but there are times when you must make your voice heard.
And, not to go on a tirade, but how could you put poor Jensen through this??? It’s as if you’ve pitted a world heavyweight champion against an amateur featherweight. It’s actually quite cruel, like throwing an injured lamb in a cage with a hungry tiger. I mean, unless you have incredibly old-fashioned ideas of what the term “alpha male” means, it’s pretty clear who comes out on top. I’ve included two photos to decisively illustrate my point…
(see pictures above)
I humbly request that you terminate your poll immediately. I hate to see my friends hurt like this.”
PSYCHO THOUGHTS - Dan asks whether it’s normal to constantly imagine your friends dying or think about how easy it would be to murder someone or feel a strange urge to jump from high places.
thats not weird i do that ALL HTE TIME
Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue
In which John eats slobber carrots with drool, gross barbecue with drool, and hat. I’m glad to have this punishment behind me. Thanks to Henry and nerdfighteria for the horror.
Hey, the Project for Awesome starts in ONE WEEK! Get your thumbnails here: http://www.projectforawesome.com/thum… and find out more here: http://www.projectforawesome.com/about
Simultaneously very happy and grossed out. Must be a punishment video!